Children of all ages, Miss Lala implores you to attend her story time where she will read picture books of questionable repute, teach you how to do appalling tricks with your appendages, allow you to squish another person’s organs, and relate a tale so squeamish that it will be forevermore branded into your memory. But fear not, gentle reader! Miss Lala would never frighten the mild hearted, now would she? All of her gaieties meet the strict standards of the Obrenheim Society.

With Laurie Precht